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pets!

Strange pets I have wanted throughout my life:

  • trained attack cat (siamese preferred)
  • falcon
  • german shepard trained as a seeing eye dog who made it most of the way through but then failed the final seeing eye dog tests
  • domestic chore robot
  • a chimp named “bobo fett”
  • a tiny giraffe
  • some sort of convergence device – phone/computer/music and movie player/game system which is self-aware enough to make good dinner reservation and screen out the restaurants that don’t have anything vegetarian
  • jon stewart

2 Comments for pets!

  1. jonathan said,

    Jul 22, 03:11 PM #

    Yeah, but my crocodile, Darth Gator, would kick Bobo Fett’s ass.

  2. jeremy said,

    Jul 26, 01:10 PM #

    But Bobo Fett is potty-trained. You have to face a force-wielding gator to clean its pond.

    Bobo Fett uses the force to flush.