pets!
19 July 2005, 23:43 in Stream of Nonsense
Strange pets I have wanted throughout my life:
- trained attack cat (siamese preferred)
- falcon
- german shepard trained as a seeing eye dog who made it most of the way through but then failed the final seeing eye dog tests
- domestic chore robot
- a chimp named “bobo fett”
- a tiny giraffe
- some sort of convergence device – phone/computer/music and movie player/game system which is self-aware enough to make good dinner reservation and screen out the restaurants that don’t have anything vegetarian
- jon stewart
jonathan said,
Jul 22, 03:11 PM #
Yeah, but my crocodile, Darth Gator, would kick Bobo Fett’s ass.jeremy said,
Jul 26, 01:10 PM #
But Bobo Fett is potty-trained. You have to face a force-wielding gator to clean its pond.Bobo Fett uses the force to flush.