This is me, a beard, and my favorite hat:
Usually I blather. Sometimes I write stories. These stories are frequently about inanimate objects, and most of the first ones were written while watching Batman cartoons. Batman cartoons are on less frequently now, so you do the math. Bugging me to write more works surpisingly well, if you do it correctly.
Don’t clap too loudly, baby. It’s a very old world.
“Winner of the 2004 3-legged Pony Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Being a Brave Little Soldier.” 08.02.04
“Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir! You looking goooooood!” 07.14.04
“Guess who’s my honey-pie? Yes, you.” 05.20.04
“I still want to be your friend.” 4.26.04
“I will never tell you to go sell crazy elsewhere because I don’t think that’s what you are selling.” (It is.) 11.20.02
Jeremy Landry Gillissen: selling crazy since 1978.
Thanks to Jon for showing me what I should be doing with a website (and being suspicously supportive and encouraging in face of my obvious intransigence in learning from his example) and for continuing to post funny and interesting stuff on a regular basis. Thanks to Nathaniel for, you know, not allowing his enormous head to collapse under its own gravity and become a black hole which would then consume all I hold dear. Thanks to Beccary for the TXP theme.
Thanks to all the people who check everyday to see if I am still lazy, even though you know damn well that I am. You all know who you are, and thanks to the magic of referrer logs, so do I.